A JOKE

How do you change a fox into an elephant?








Marry her.

SOMETHING TO CHEW ON

Eating Me Alive 7/14/06

secrets I keep inside
I’ll never tell the whole truth
I would love to bring down the curtain on you
expose your sin and perversion

so hard to be your friend
when you won’t return the feeling
standing on your own is tough
without some truth to hold you up

I hate you repeated back to you
I hate you more I bet it’s true
Choke you with a shoestring
Your pain makes want to sing

a sweet melody of insanity
stalking you my precious fantasy
watching you from a short distance
police protection at your insistence

the grass is so green from the other side
you can run with nowhere to hide
so little to say actions scream louder
bombs made with no gun powder

blow away all the emotion
so tired of just going through the motions
I’m still so close but you never see me
I hold you close but you never feel me

sick of this sick of that
sick inside it’s a fact
lock the door hold you captive
strip for me I’m such a bastard

LEMON CHICKEN ANYONE?

My-T-Tasty!!

LADDER GOLF?!? WTF?!?

http://www.laddergolf.com/

I played this tonight at my mom's house. It was actually pretty cool. I sucked at it and lost two of three games but I do believe I'd play it again.

And yes...shipping is free.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Sure it's a Confederate flag but it's part of this nations history.

WORDS FOR TURDS

Just a little bit of me letting go.
(that was your parental warning)



Delayed Spontaneous Combustion


time crumbles beneath me
I’m the same as I’ve always been
no one here but us assholes
so why do you continue to hang when you have no interest

I hang every day
the rope is invisible
but I suffocate daily as I see you

rage and compassion
rolled up in a tight ball
like the one at the pit of my stomach
when I think of you with anyone else
I’m so bitter I should spit venom
unholy rotten dark and deep
I want it to be different but
it doesn’t seem to be what I seek

so pack up your suitcase and head for the high ground
I’m running on adrenalin and gaining speed
linked to murder hell hounds a comin’
watch what you eat don’t shit where you speak

WHAT A GREAT DAY IT WAS

18 years ago today, Bone and I took a trip to Cincinnati, Ohio to see Iron Maiden. It was a fantastic show, my second of the three times that I've seen them.


UP THE IRONS!!!

MAIDEN RULE!!!!!

FUN FUN FUN

Another day working for a tyrannical piece of shit makes me say...AAHHH YESSSS!!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"If you don't know what you're doing,then quit fucking it up worse for the one who has to come clean up your fuck up."

LO, THE STORM APPROACHETH!!

Brother Bone and I took a small trip to Evansville yesterday. These are some of the shots I took of the storm as it rolled in.

ST ANGER ST LOUIS ST BERNARD

Friends of mine (you know who), myself included, pretty much gave up on Metallica once the Black album came out. I know that 9 out of 10 people go ape shit over the Black album,but not me. While there was a song or two that wasn't bad, I thought they were a bunch of sell out shits. I never bought the Black album and I never will.

Over the next several years Metallica released a bunch of less than stellar albums. Once again each record had a song or two that was cool, but I just didn't know what to think. I more or less said, "Fuck Metallica." You must understand, there was a time in my life (circa '84-'89) were Metallica just kicked my fucking ass. They were up there with Iron Maiden and if you know me, you know that's saying something. I even got to meet them in Louisville in 1989 on the ...And Justice For All tour. Lars was a complete prick but the rest of the guys were cool as shit. Anyway, so for me to say, "fuck 'em," that even shocked me. Although there were some cool things they released (Garage, Inc.), I, for the most part spent the 90's without Metallica

Which brings me to my point, when St. Anger was released in 2003, I decided to buy it after seeing the video. I liked the song. After spending three years now listening to it, I believe this is the record that should have came after Justice. It is a fantastic record, VERY RAW. That's what makes it unique, they didn't polish the sound and just went with it. I hear MANY people say they think St. Anger sucks and they shit when I say the same about the Black album and I praise St. Anger. To each his own, this is true but I've been listening St. Anger this week and decided to give it some credit. No, I'm not jumping on Metallica's bandfloat but I am ashamed to say that if I found a cheap copy of Load, I would probably buy it. *gasp* I also am very curious to hear their next album because it is being produced by Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin has produced some of the best records this planet has ever seen. I really want to hear it.

"Not only do I not know the answer,
I don't even know what the question is."

from "My World" from St. Anger

MORE PICS OF THE SKY

Just more shots of the sky. Enjoy if you must. :)

MADNESS!!!

Anyone who knows me, knows I'm a big Star Wars freak/geek. Let's just say, I had a good morning at Walmart.

Yay for me!!

THE SKIES OF OWENSBORING

I got some pictures of the clouds around here today. I happened upon a rainbow this afternoon after the storm rolled through. Enjoy!

TO SUM UP THE DAY.....

It just fits so well for today. Anyone there with me?

ALL COLORS TURN TO GRAY

All Colors Turn to Gray

God I’m so fucked up and I don’t know what to do
I could put my trust in you but I don’t know
how long my heart can stay true
There’s not one thing in this world for me
I don’t deserve it anyway I’m better off they say
Just words and thoughts I type to you
and you still don’t get it do you

I’m melting down behind my eyes
all the colors turn to gray
So sad to hear just how I died
but I’m still dieing more & more each day
so don’t pull me too close to you
just keep me at arms length
Do I mean a shit to you
it’s what you say not just what I think

Wasted time is drifting by me now
I’m too stoned to think about it so
pop a blue and hit the green
If I could just talk to you
how much could I really say
It wouldn’t matter anyway nothing would change
Never get to see you but it must be a good thing
I wish I knew the truth of why you keep your distance

There’s this big hole in my heart and I fill it with toys
and books
and cds
and dvds
Geek boy, hiding behind locked doors
keeping out the world, if misery loves company where did I get all this hate

GREEN SMILEY NOTHING

Green Smiley Nothing



I’m so ready to go to the next big thing
don’t really care where
I’m just tired of being around
hanging from invisible ropes
someone please cut the rope
let me fall let me crash
I’m already broken you step on the pieces

green bottles big deal
smiley face blue pills
nothing then tell me how
be a friend nothing now
take a heart so corrupt
give it back bust it up

still hold you closer than you’ll ever feel
can’t hurt you it’s only me I kill
voodoo doll pins and needles
stick them deep so you can feel me

weekends are like dead ends
the less you do the more you die
dig the hole buy the box
dig it deep fill it with rocks
would you cry would you visit
I lie alone like when I was living

I’m tired of love sick of hate
tired of this joke that I call a life
always hear the same old line
just have faith not your time

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTY!!!!!

I just wanted to wish my beautiful brunette friend a very Happy Birthday today. I hope it's a great one, you deserve it!! :)

MORE OF MY WORK BUDDIES

Just some more pics of some of my friends from WaxWorks. In case no one has noticed, I'm quite infatuated with the beautiful brunette. :)

Seriously though, she, along with all these other wonderful folks help make a shithole of a job a little bit better. Hugs and kisses all around again, you guys are the biz-omb!

FRIENDS FROM WORK

Just a few pictures of some of the people that make my job worth being at. Big hugs and smooches to you all. :D~