A JOKE

How do you change a fox into an elephant?








Marry her.

SOMETHING TO CHEW ON

Eating Me Alive 7/14/06

secrets I keep inside
I’ll never tell the whole truth
I would love to bring down the curtain on you
expose your sin and perversion

so hard to be your friend
when you won’t return the feeling
standing on your own is tough
without some truth to hold you up

I hate you repeated back to you
I hate you more I bet it’s true
Choke you with a shoestring
Your pain makes want to sing

a sweet melody of insanity
stalking you my precious fantasy
watching you from a short distance
police protection at your insistence

the grass is so green from the other side
you can run with nowhere to hide
so little to say actions scream louder
bombs made with no gun powder

blow away all the emotion
so tired of just going through the motions
I’m still so close but you never see me
I hold you close but you never feel me

sick of this sick of that
sick inside it’s a fact
lock the door hold you captive
strip for me I’m such a bastard

LEMON CHICKEN ANYONE?

My-T-Tasty!!

LADDER GOLF?!? WTF?!?

http://www.laddergolf.com/

I played this tonight at my mom's house. It was actually pretty cool. I sucked at it and lost two of three games but I do believe I'd play it again.

And yes...shipping is free.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Sure it's a Confederate flag but it's part of this nations history.